(612): i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn (952): what? (612): i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn (705): i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole (951): hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit. (205): i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL! (913): Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor. (512): Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.