Stupid Song Quotes: Alanis Morrisette - "Ironic" It's like rain on your wedding day It's a free ride when you've already paid It's the good advice that you just didn't take. Who would've thought ... it figures. Pink - "Stupid Girls" Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back Porno paparazzi girl, I don't wanna be a stupid girl Baby if I act like that, flipping my blonde hair back Push up my bra like that, I don't wanna be a stupid girl Saving Jane - "The Girl Next Door" She is the prom queen I'm in the marching band She is a cheerleader I'm sittin in the stands She gets the top bunk I'm sleepin on the floor Shes Miss America and I'm just the girl next door