I ALMOST DIED!

HEY PPLS OMG GUESS WHAT! I ALMOST DIED TODAY! AHAHHAHA I JUMPED IN FRONT OF A CAR BUT IT WAS KINDA TOO SOON AND THEY WERE GOING KINDA SLOW AND THEY STOPPED BUT IT STILL WAS WICKED COOL! AHAHAHHA I ALMOST DIED!!! GRR...BUT THATS HOW IV DECIDED TO DIE...I WILL JUMP IN FRONT OF A BUS...WILE HOLDING A DUCK...YES A DUCK...I WANTED TO HOLD A LLAMA BUT THEY ARE TOO BIG...POOR LLAMAS...AHAHHA LLAMAS!!!!!!! i actually did that in front of my mother not to really die but to show her i need more tharapy...that right my peeps i go to tharapy..and i like it...i speak to myself in different voices so they think im crazy...its pretty cool watching their expressions...
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lmao "To show her I need more therapy"
I shall go advertise then. =)
Oh look, you also left me a mean and offensive comment!
I'm gonna go slit my wrist now, before you can break my nose. =(
You're leaning away from emo and closer to disturbed.
I almost died like that once.

but it was an accident..
that is such a cool idea....