You now what I hate even more than people?

People who make fun of other people.

Taunting is fun, don't get me wrong, because it takes balls to taunt somebody to their face. Taunting is the distant cousin of Making Fun Of, but taunting requires doing it to someone's face, which is a totally different subject.

Making fun of someone is a total act of cowardice, and requires only that you make malicious comments about someone when they aren't around to defend themselves. Spineless indeed.

Take those guys from high school who read comic books for instance. I was one such kid, who was forced to hide his interest due to insensitive pricks. I've grown up considerably since then and now I don't care, but the fact remains the same.

Comic books is actually what got me reading as a child. My dad gave me a Batman comic (which I still have), and I went to town, reading and immersing myself with everything I could get my tiny hands on. Since then I've grown up quite a bit and have amassed a decent collection, one which I still ready through from time to time.

Geeks, as they were commonly referred to, is what those AE jackasses and their slutty girlfriends used to call them. Luckily for me, I was also a Metalhead, and had a LOT of Metalhead buddies looking to crack some AE Kid skulls for making fun of people.

If ever I heard a AE kid, or Jock or otherwise making fun of a Geek, I'd flip that AE Trucker hat right off the top of his head and call him a "frosted hair shithead" in front of all of his friends, before degrading him so bad he'd just say "Fag" and wander off, his feelings crushed.

I cannot fathom the audacity of these kids.

Does wearing a fucking pink American Eagle shirt give you the right to make fun of someone because of their hobbies outside of school?

No.

You guys are jocks who get naked in a room full of other dudes before getting all sweaty running around outside (or inside), before going to take a shower together. That is the GAYEST thing I have ever heard of, a fact that I brought up more often than I remember when dealing with kids like that.

They spend so much time naked around other cocks and asses that a documentary on sports could easily be confused with a prison film, and the Geeks are the ones that are gay for reading comics?

Fuck off.

And on that note, at least have the balls to say it to their faces. Only watch out. Almost all of the comic book guys I knew in high school knew some form of martial art, and could easily throw down and kick some SERIOUS ass if pushed the wrong way.

Hey, I know that if one of those guys gets pushed too far and comes to school with a gun and starts blowing people like those AE kids away that I'll be just fine.

Will you?