§êX Is funny You should have SEX on days that begin with T: Thanksgiving, Tuesday, Thursday, Today, Tomorrow, Thaturday? Thunday? Every Thucking day! Sex is: like Nokia (connecting people) like Nike (Just do it) like Pepsi (ask for more) like Coca Cola (Enjoy) like me (too good to be true) Send this message to 5 friends or you will have 5 years of bad sex! Top 10 Places to have sex: In your bed In your parents bed In a car On a washing machine, while running In a hot tub On a beach, down in the sand On a comfy couch with the TV on On a waterbed A plane bathroom In the rain Top 10 Places NOT to have sex: In the movies In a car... WHILE YOU'RE DRIVING! In front of all of your friends In a phonebooth In your best friend's bed At Grandma's house At school In your dirty basement In the street ON-LINE Top three things to say before having sex: I love you (but only if you mean it) Rock my world Let's get ready to RUMBLE... Top three things NOT to say before having sex: Is this gunna hurt? Sure....I've done this thousands of times... Are you sure it's on there? Top 3 things to say after sex: Are you sure this was you're first time? Gotta cigarette? Wanna do it again? Top 3 things NOT to say after sex: That was IT?? I think I hear my mom calling me ---- see ya OOPS, the condom broke! My bad! Now.... scroll down slowly