>For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. >Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? >Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a >little >sausage. > >Men are like.... > >1. Men are like ...Laxatives ..... They irritate the crap out of you. >2. Men are like.Bananas ....... The older they get, the less firm they >are. >3. Men are like .....Weather . Nothing can be done to change them. >4. Men are like Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why. >5. Men are like ....Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually >head right for your hips. >6. Men are like ... Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they >say. >7. Men are like Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off. >8. Men are like ......Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to >mature. >9. Men are like .....Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of >emotion. >10. Men are like .Pop corn .... They satisfy you, but only for a little >while. >11. Men are like Snowstorms .... You never know when they're coming, how >many inches you'll get or how long it will last. >12. Men are like ........Lava Lamps ... Fun to look at, but not very >bright. >13. Men are like Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are >handicapped. > >Now send this to all the remarkable women you know, as well as to any >understanding good-natured, fun kinda guys you might be lucky enough to >know >!!!!!!!!!! > > >You Got Served!