Your love was on the market and I got an update by email signed by yours truly either vain or sweet, I wont know. Its selling at a high price- but I could spare the change. I've watched your stock go up and down You did better when Charlotte was your partner and worse with Ashley. I've kept your tab in my book and your number on speed-dial I always hit the re-dial when you're on my caller I.D. I havent made investments such as this since I was seven and Leonardo DiCaprio sunk my heart alongside the Titanic. I guess a risk is all I could take if I wanted to take anything- I could never take your heart (that complex body part) but perhaps a photograph would suffice. I dont want a piece of you but a memory so maybe you could rent a bit I'll pay the cash up front I hope it what you want. Yours truly, signed the Devil