Listening to: Brad laughing
Feeling: ill
Lame jokes rock!!! that's y I took my precious fucking time to type these so u can laugh your fucking asses off!!!! in shorter terms... lyfao!!!!
Why does Snoop Dog always carry an umbrella?
Fo' drizzle!!!!
What's green and has 4 wheels?
Grass... I lied about the wheels!!!!
What goes up and down, but doesn't move?
Stairs!!!
How do you keep an idiot busy?
Put them in a circular room and tell them
to go sit in the corner.
oooo how bout some lame Your Momma jokes!!!
Your Momma's so stupid that she stole free bread!
Your Momma's so stupid that she starved to death when she got locked in the grocery store!
Your Momma's so retarded that she got hit by a parked car!
Your Momma's so fat that when she tip-toes down the hall way, she creates the second San Andreas Fault!
okay... I'll stop b4 I get 2 carried away...
Blessings from Choi The Asain Mime
BTW billy is also hot.
-carol
blessings from Choi the Asain Mime- Fred