You know, I never thought about using a spork to gouge my eyes out. I always revert to the trusty spoon, but a spork does seem more effective. At least it has some mini-tines to help pierce through.

What are you doing at the job which makes you want to gouge your eyes out?

Don't let the morons get you down...

:-)
LOL...the morons always follow everywhere. ;) But, at least you get PAID for orientation! ;)
How are the morons?

:-D