It's very hard to focus in your lectures when there is some stupid girl with deep unsetteling psychological problems, who feels the bloody need to input some (any) kind of noise/comment to show/mark her presence in the room. There's only so much more I can put up with before I turn around and say: "Now, why you feel the need to blurt out you most darkest inner-secrets is fucking beyond me, but honestly, nobody cares. Yes, AJ, we have all seen the cuts on your wrists which you make sure are perfectly visible to the whole room before the start of any lecture. Yes, AJ, we all think you're amazingly interesting for doing drugs and ending up in jail overnight. Yes, AJ, we all know you're oh-so-misunderstood by your mother, who has paid for this bloody course four times because you feel the need to drop out after the first year. Yes, AJ, we are all deeply jealous of your teeny weeny laptop, because you look ever-so-hardcore typing away on it. Too cool to use paper like everyone else? Of course you are... And yes, AJ, we all think you are a massive cool kid because you have blood stains on the cover of your psychology dictionary. Now would you shut the fuck up and let me learn!?" I just honestly hope someone else snaps before I do. Yours, Noah