Aries (March 21 - April 19) Two people near you will engage in sudden, violent, rubber-band warfare. You will be caught in a crossfire, and severely thwapped. Next time, consider wearing protective headgear indoors. Taurus (April 20 - May 20) You will be struck by an odd thought, today. Fortunately it will be only a glancing blow, and will do little actual damage. Gemini (May 21 - June 20) Today you will have to take someone aside and gently explain that a "briefcase" is not actually for undergarments. Remember: you probably made a few silly mistakes yourself, when you were just starting out. Cancer (June 21 - July 22) Today you will decide to have a bit of illicit fun, and will slip bits of dry pasta into other people's pockets, shoes, etc., when they're not looking. My advice: don't get caught. Leo (July 23 - August 22) .syas enoyna gniht elgnis a dnatsrednu ot elba eb t'now uoy yadot, ylddO Virgo (August 23 - September 22) A friend will ask you for help, but you should turn them down, silently, with a sad little shake of your head. When they ask what's wrong, sigh deeply, and mutter "nothing, it's nothing." Libra (September 22 - October 22) Today you will turn over a new leaf. Good for you! We were all getting a little tired of you, you know, as you were. Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) Happy Frog Day!! Let's hear it for our little amphibious friends! Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) Today is the second-to-last day, of the 19th segment of your life. Time to learn to appreciate tofu (bean curd). Capricorn (December 22 - January 20) In a savage reaction against what you view as New Age Wooly-Mindedness, you will write a best-selling book titled I'm Ok, You're A Twerp. Later, people will often regard you as having "defined" the current decade. Aquarius (January 21 - February 18) Excellent day to whistle off key. Random starts and stops are also good. Pisces (February 19 - March 20) Time to commit some random acts of kindness. I have developed an algorithm for this. The next time someone asks you for a quarter (or any small coin), take one out of your pocket, and toss it in the air. Heads, give it to them. Tails, put it back in your pocket, and tell them you haven't got any. Or whatever - remember, the important thing is to be RANDOM. Psh. mines not funny...its kinda...depressing sounding :P the first one was just hilarious though. my hands look really pale right now....which is really odd. so if you want to read what happened to ronnie...go here www.myspace.com/arose_intherain and read my latest blog post. i've not really got much to say really. i've got a lot of homework. i need to start on it...so i'll end this post now.