Joe went into the kitchen His mom gave him a cake But it was chocolate chip He said "for heaven's sake!" He went into a bedroom His dad got him some cheese But it was only swiss So he said "oh please!" His sis got him a dish Of tea, cabbage and rye And he said "you wish I would rather die!" He entered the garage His bro got him a car But it's banged up, so he says "You stole it from the bar!" Now do you find this right That Joe would break the heart Of Mom, Dad, Bro, and Sis? Did he play his part? Could this Joe think That he could not get Anything he wanted? No, instead, he'd fret. So if you know someone Like this in your home Teach them how to live Exactly how I've shown.