Stan: Aah, we're always running late you ugly skank. Ms. Crabtree: WHAT DID YOU SAY?! Stan: I said, "I can't wait to own a fishing tank." [South Park Elementary. The boys are walking into class] Kyle: Just wait till everyone sees my sweet Chewbacca costume. They're gonna be so jealous… [The entire class has a Chewbacca mask on.] Stan: Whoa, dude! Kyle: Everyone came as Chewbacca?! Mr. Garrison: [in drag, Mr. Hat has a Chewbacca mask on.] It sure does seem to be a popular costume this year Kyle. Mr. Hat: Roar. Kyle: [throws off his mask] Damnit! http://www.planearium2.de/flash/spstudio.html There, you see? All of a sudden, my costume is pretty badass, huh? Kyle: Dude, dressing up like Hitler is not badass! Cartman: You're just jealous! Why don't you go back to Endor you stupid wookie?! Kyle: Wookies don't live on Endor! [true. Ewoks do] Cartman: [In a mocking voice] Wookies don't live on Endor. Kyle: Well at least my mom's not on the cover of Crack Whore magazine! Cartman: What?! What did you say?! Mr. Garrison: Okay now, all you little Chewbaccas take your seats. [they do] Children, since today is Halloween, I thought we should learn something about the great horror writer, Jackie Collins. You see, when Jackie Collins first wrote her novel- [Kenny's arm falls off and Mr. Garrison stops.] http://ginca.com/tv/southpark/