A True Story For reasons which are about to come clear I am changing the name of the person involved to John Smith. John trained as a professional pilot several years ago and became a short-haul pilot for a well-known airline. He started a club and built his own single engine 2-seater ultralight aircraft. One day John was woken up by his neighbour banging on his front door. Upon answering the door he was shouted at and blamed for something which he had had no involvement in. He was accused of something rather outrageous and his neighbour threatened to phone the police. John was totally innocent and was quite angry at his irrational and violent neighbour. Over the next month, John's neighbour was very unpleasant, spreading rumours and making John's life very difficult. In the end John had had enough. Flying his 2-seater aircraft at 250mph and half a meter above his neighbours roof John completely destroyed his neighbours Sky satellite dish, TV aerial and his chimney. Thanks to the RADAR envelope (which stops at 600ft) his neighbour, who observed the event from his front door-step, was unable to prove John had anything to do with it - in fact John had a very good alibi. He had immediately flown his plane to the south of France. French customs backed him up. The police thought John's neighbour had gone slightly crazy. They attributed the damage to faulty roof tiling.