Listening to: piece of me - BRITNEY BITCH!
Feeling: cheesy
You have not lived a well lived Life unless you have...
1)Gone up to random people and ask "How are you doing?" Seeing what kind of conversation you can start.
2)Ask someone what another person's name is nearby. Go up to that person and say "Hey, *person's name*. How are you? You forgot my name, again, didn't you!?" (People will normally look at me very confused with this one.)
3)Fall down in front of strangers, and see if they try to help. (If they don't help, I yell out, "FINE! DON'T HELP ME THEN!")
4)Put water in your mouth, and pretend you are barfing when someone walks by. (It's really funny when you chew up some Snickers for this.)
5)(for the guys)Get an "Obsession, for men" cologne sample spray, and go up to people asking, "Do you have an obsession for men? I was just wondering because I have an obsession for men. It's in my pants. Do you want me to spray you with it?" When they look at you funny, take out the cologne and say "What? It's just my obsession for men cologne. What were you thinking of?" (It doesn't work on the people that have the cologne.)
6)Walk behind someone and have an arguement with yourself. (It's even better if you talk in two different voices.)
7)Have a bottle of water and go up to people saying, "Thirsty?" (I got a total of 5 people to drink from my bottle.)
8)Have a newspaper or a book (or something like that) and hold it out to someone and ask, "Thirsty?" (Confusion is funny.)
9)Put a chunk of something sticky on your hand, and go up to people saying, "Hey, how're you doing?" and try to shake their hand. (Some people actually don't notice huge sticky brown things sticking to your hand.)
10)Jump kick a wall and look at someone and say, "Please don't do that." (It works with trees too.)
11)Get people to join you in your strange adventures. (Twice the people = twice the fun.)
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