Bathroom Terrorists- The Hoverer

Perhaps to avoid using a time-consuming potty protector, perhaps to mark her territory, this public bathroom offender won't let her bottom touch the seat, although it's perfectly okay if her by-products do. Now, the target area of a bowl is rather generous, so the reasons for a misfire are rather mysterious to me, unless the participant is completely standing up and aiming from a corner. Hovering is never, never acceptable behavior unless you just dug a hole in the forest. Remeber this the next time you're tempted to resist a complete landing: "Don't Leave Your Mark, Just Sit Down And Park."
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gwen rocks :]
[Anonymous]
lol... i like your thoughts and such... not in a creepy stockerish way... eh... better leave before i put my foot further in my mouth....