Damn Funny Convos

Entrudiyal: in ten years you won't be old or wrinkly Entrudiyal: ICE CREAM MAN!!!!!!!! CrazyCarretta: i kno CrazyCarretta: NOOOOO CrazyCarretta: dont go have sex with the ice cream man!!! CrazyCarretta: he doesnt have coconut flavored condoms squidwardsimpson: ...is Dan suggesting that HE does have coconut flavored condoms? Entrudiyal: i think so.....you better ask him squidwardsimpson: ....ok Entrudiyal: omg LMAO at the dentist i had to get an x ray & they lady was like "are you pregnent?" & i'm like......"......" & she was like "sorry i have to ask every girl over 14 that" squidwardsimpson: LMAO squidwardsimpson: what if a 13 year old is pregnant Entrudiyal: ya i know Entrudiyal: but LMAO i was ready to say "PLEASE DON'T TELL MY MOMMY!!" squidwardsimpson: LOL squidwardsimpson: squidwardsimpson: did you just tell Shaina that you have coconut flavored condoms?!?!?! CrazyCarretta: yea squidwardsimpson: lmao squidwardsimpson: I'm not even gonna ask... Entrudiyal: LOL Entrudiyal: LMAO Entrudiyal: wow...... i almost peed myself there squidwardsimpson: lol Entrudiyal: ya.....i'm pregnent....ya know....those ice cream men.... squidwardsimpson: with coconut condoms Entrudiyal: no we had none that's why i'm pregnent squidwardsimpson: oic squidwardsimpson: then never mind Entrudiyal: ya..... we were being unprotected squidwardsimpson: oic Entrudiyal: ice cream men are like that isn't that just great?! HAHA the lady asked if i was pregnent HAHAHAHA God... I'm still virgin how could I be pregnent ....LMFAO!!!!!!!! Proud2Belite620: dude Proud2Belite620: i just fell on my ass Proud2Belite620: out of nowhere Proud2Belite620: i didn't even trip on anything Proud2Belite620: i just got up and fell over Entrudiyal: LMAO awwww i'm sorry Proud2Belite620: lol Proud2Belite620: how the hell did i do that Proud2Belite620: i knew i should never have tried smoking mushrooms Entrudiyal: you really gotta lay off that em Proud2Belite620: hahaha the Virgin Shaina Entrudiyal: lol Proud2Belite620: there will be little nativity scenes Proud2Belite620: and they'll just like Proud2Belite620: cut out and paste pictures of you and dan on mary and joseph
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I don't know- the virgin Mary managed somehow....HEY you could be the next mother of god

Shaina: Mother of God

~*~*Emily*~*~
[minty]
[Anonymous]
i was quoted!! *tear* I'm honored...

We talk about sex and condoms and being pregnant a lot, don't we?

lol

~*~*mle*~*~
[Anonymous]
I bet we could use that leaf as a condom....
[Anonymous]
If you need any advice or opinions just leave a comment :).
[Anonymous]