Someone slashed two of my sister's tires last night. It's funny, I didn't sleep one bit last night And I didn't hear anything. And I had my window open. My mom called the police. But if we find this person, I'm gonna have my boyfriend Roy beat him up. And if Roy is unavailable, I will kick ass myself. In other news, kjfjnorgaoinvWOIE Translation: He thinks I'm cool. Yes.