I saw a five-year-old enjoying a Baby Bottle Pop and a Red Bull. I need to leave Orange County. "The only thing I'm worried about is that... There are so many gay people in San Francisco. I mean, you can't go five minutes without seeing a gay couple holding hands and kissing." A quote from my (Christian) grandmother. What Grandma doesn't know is that I've been a fag hag since seventh grade. Tomorrow will be day one of my life without him. I'm looking forward to it. Good riddance to bad rubbish.