P. A. TODAY

Feeling: zonked
P.A. TODAY. That can be my new newspaper. Well, in PA we started climbing the high beam. I'm gonna die when I have to do that. It's 30 flipping feet high. So, instead, we hacked and Adrienne and I ate an entire bag of Goldfish. The crackers. Not actual Goldfish, what are you, stupid? Brian gave me a hug and then he decided it'd be funny to collapse and for a while it was then Drew grabbed his feet and Brian and I both fell down. My pants got dirty. Just for that Drew didn't get any Goldfish. Then I told Adrienne my hilarious story about what someone said last night. She said he was really gay and immature, like all boys. And that's because it is a clinically proven fact that guys are two years behind girls in most everything until teen years. GOT MY RED SOX NATION BAND TODAY. FUCK YEAHH.
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I think Adrienne needs to choose better adjectives
hey joanie! i'm wet!