...So says my mother. All because the guys shoved Trish into a broken elevator and pushed up so she was stuck in there for 15 minutes. Then some mexican guy was saying "push tha red booooton." People keep asking me what time the pasta party is. That is simply because Beth is a fucking crack whore and never told them that we cancelled because one of the captains sent a rude e-mail to my mom. Enough of that. How 'bout the weather? I personally believe that this entry is quite humorous, but I do not speak for the rest of the world. So comment, bitch.