i hypothesize that all early humans had extended tailbones, therefore we once fucking had TAILS! and i hypothesize that if i lived a few hundred centuries ago, i'd have a BUSHY TAIL that curled like smoke and smoked cigarettes and drank black black coffee and whacked people in the noses. my tailed ass would have been scorned, feared and respected my ass would kick your face. oh yes, oh yes. i'd take some professional photos and sell rare sexy videos of my tail. stfu andrea, bye!