YAP YAP SAID THE YAK

Listening to: MORCHEEBA
Feeling: impish
our daddy of the day drove his family home drunk tonight! perhaps he was not pleased about his father's day claps on the backs and quick hugs? i forgot today was the day and i promised him a in the near future-drawing by me. i learned the palm-strike punch, knee-to-groin kick and elbow fucker-upper moves at my self-defense class last week. dont fucking laugh. its nice to know that maybe i'll stop fighting with my weak girly open-slaps and only rely on my sharp nails. nope. now i can break the bad guy's bones and further more infuriate him into raping and killing me! yayayayay class tomorrow. bleeding out of my vagina is just like developing the flu. you know somethings really wrong with your body, you can feel it like a concentrated ball in the middle of your body, which sends warm tingles to the tips of your fingers. then BAM, constant yet random tears, complete misery and the sensation of warm poppings in my lower stomach due to the bloating. and in between my thighs are constantly wet but im not even excited or horny. nope. FUCK HAVING BABIES, NO MORE BLOOD, PLEASE NO NO NO MOREEE
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i don't have any of these problems!