haha.haha. i broke the law today. right under a teacher's nose. this older (in her 30s) friend of mine handed me her keys and said, "can you move my car for me? i'm afraid i'm going to get a ticket." perplexed, i said, "but i don't have my license!" obviously not giving a rat's, she said, "i know. but i trust you enough to do it." so i did. i told the teacher sitting at the door that a lady wanted me to move her car for her from the circle to the student lot. he just waved me by. i was quivering with fear as i tried to unlock the door...turning on the car...putting it in to reverse...pulling out of the parallel park... and then i just started laughing. and i laughed all the way over to the parking lot. some stoners were hanging out there, and i put on my best straight face for the two seconds that they stared at me. once again, the laughing commenced. i drove all the way around the parking lot trying to find the best spot for her. i got a pretty damn good spot. and i did a pretty damn good job of parking it, too. and i wasn't caught. (i haven't driven since december. eep!) walk back in to the school, jingle the keys, and re-enter the auditorium. everyone stares at me as i pass the set of keys back to her. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! i'm evil.