this is Catie Joe ;) lol srry..'fuck me freddy' sounds like something you would say! ... lmao. well i hope you had an AWESOME snowday! ohkay bye!

Hi =) You never write and thats sad. LOL..i read EVERY one of your old entries.. lol in mostly all of them it says .."i still miss Catie..sigh.." lol aww :o) haha yah and i never did come over that day to watch cheap porn and have KFC...whata shame :P well, we really dont talk much this year. We DO have more classes though! 3 to be exact.. Health, PE, and LA! yaha! lol ohhh LA wont be the same this year.. last year was the shit.. well HARRY POTTER..i'll let you go now lol.. ;) ttyl xoxo--Cate ;) ♥

So I've been playing Halo 2 recently. Me and my friends have been making these really kick ass videos, I'd show them but the gay site we chose to host the vids doesn't allow direct linking, bullshit... Ain't it? And my hands are fucking freezing o ff so i can't type. Aint' that some shit. I'm American, and I use my credit card while all of thoes African-Americans use their food-stamps. Here ish some video of me getting pissed off during a long session of Halo 2. Enjoy!! http://media.putfile.com/grim-gets-pissed LMFAO!!!!!! This was an uber rape game we had... http://bungie.net/Stats/GameStats.aspx?gameID=276425078&player=Grim%20Abhoration

Yeah... I've been in the hospital ALL fucking day. Seriously... from like 3-10. No fucking joke. So, I'm tired as fuck. and I still miss Catie. Fuck the world.

So like... Yup. I miss Catie. And I'm going to sell her my PS2 for 18 bucks... because all the lazy bitch does is sit around and play videogames now. lol. KIDDING Catie. So yeah... I havn't really felt good recently. And I don't feel too much better. So... who wants to put a bullet through my head first?! :)

Remember children, dressing like Hitler is school... is not cool. LMFAO... LIKE OMFG... LIKE B00M H3ADSHOT! FUCKING LAGGING PIECE OF SHIT... FUCK YOU.

Well... Seeing as how I have not written anything is more then a few days. Let me start by saying I've felt like shit for a few days, and not because i'm sick. And well... A few minutes ago I told Catie I liked her in the 'magical, special, butterflies in stomach' way. Which, in the end will probably turn out to be a bad move, consider (For the most part) I tend to not be attracted to people I don't think I have a chance with. Says a lot for my self-confidence levels, does it not? Considering I don't enjoy talking about my feelings, I don't think I'll be telling anyone else I like them for a while. Not that I like anyone else, regardless. Sigh... more emotional enemas, I suppose. I told Davis that I want an Orca to swim in my bathtub with me, and that I want the words "Fuckin' Aye" copyrighted. meow. Now, If you could just shove 2 of thoes chicken nuggets up your ass... and give me FOUR ChickMcNuggets... and go Half CocaCola, half Diet Coke, we'll be ok.

genki? um ok I love Sarah. End of story. leave me alone. DARKEST HOUR > PAPA ROACH

I love Catie... Mostly because she is telling my to write this. But I love her, She is soooo nice, and one of the coolet persons I've ever met. And, Umm... I'm still really tired because of her calling me, and then hanging up. :) Staying up until 5 is a bad idea, I suppose. But like omfg... I I'd do anything for her.. because I'm being told to write this, sort of. And, FUCK CANADA, AND THEIR VILE, LINT INFESTED TEDDY BEARS!!!

Back by popular demand, it's the online diary of the Lon3ly Toaster... hooray boys and girls... now gather round' for a story of love, hate, and betrayal. :) well I woke up at 5 AM... and guess what time it is now!!! 5 AM! THAT'S A WHOLE 24 HOURS FOLKS! So yeah, got some chinese food today... ate it, sucked balls, as usual. Played my new favorite game which is Conker: Live & Reloaded. And let me say, the first time I played as a thermophile, I giggled like a little school girl, and that's because i'm a fucking pyro. lol . So yeah, then I was all like. Hey Ellis Halo 2 sucks and it has been n00bifyed for your viewing pleasure. and he was all like... "Stfu, I would pwn you kid." then we played and I kicked his ass 25-8. fun, huh? so then I played the most bullshit game ever, ESPN NBA 2K5... 4-1... when you have KG, Cassel, Olokmikandi or w/e his name is and Sprewell in your damn face... you do not make a goddamn 3 pointer from half-fucking court. But, while i'm on the subject of basketball... how bout' dem Spurs? NBA champions, again... hooray! But next year it's like omfg... Celtics will PWN you like n00bl1ts... Yeah, I hate sports, but when it comes to basketball, I follow it religiously, lol. yup... ellis is sleeping on my couch like a gay fag again, I wanted the couch, my room is fucking hot as hell... oh well, whenever I decide to go to sleep i'll go down stairs where it's always like 50 below zero. hooray! So yeah! like omfg.. .I hate every single one of you.. ALL OF YOU... I've spent almost half of a fucking hour typing all this.. goddamn I hate my life. So then I was all like, fuck this shit, yo. I'm going the fuck home. and.. um. well... stfu and die.

Well... Tomorrow is the last day of school. I have some mixed feelings about that... I'm happy that it's finally over. But on the other hand, I'm going to miss you peoplez... (Catie, Sarah, Ect.) I hope we hang out some times during the summer. My finger nails are still purple and I was just in the shower for an hour and a half. Permie marker is a bitch to get off. lol... Catie we talked on the phone for 45 minutes. Crazy shit right there... that's the longest I've talked on the phone in like 4 years lol. But seriously... I'm really happy we started talking, I remember back on that one day when you were all like... "Yo bitch, anyone sitting here?" And I was all like... "Um..." I hope we're in the same home room next year, or we atleast have more classes together. And thoes bastards at KFC forgot the popcorn chicken for the SECOND time in a row... Oh yes, They have just awoken a wrath... one old than man... OLDER THAN CROUTONS!... I don't like salad, But I like eating croutons? aint that just some straight up David Copperfield shit? Yeah so over the summer i'll probably be getting a new gaming PC for my room, hooray! spend the rest of my life playing Half-Life 2. It's going to be like 2000 bucks, but well worth it. And... once I do get my new PC, probably before I do though... I'm going to be starting work on the S2C UnorthodoX: P1nK 13m0n4d3 (Pink Lemonade) Halo 2 montage video. So you should check it out in a few months, it'll be awesome.Oh and btw... S2C UnorthodoX is my XBL screen name. lol. silly chickens... fuck chiceks, fuck ducks... everybody in your crew sucks, fuck critics.. fuck your review, even if you like me, fuck you. Fuck your mom, fuck your mom's momma.. fuck the beastie boys and the dolly Llama. Fuck the rainforest, and fuck Forest Gump.

hoorah for random emotion pick. Umm... Just found my old Black Label skateboard... Because I'm cool. Got some Pizza Hut after school... It kinda blew. And Susan that dumb whore didn't get me my ticket for the dance, so I'm stuck at home all today. And on Friday... it's KFC and cheap porn with Catie! lol. (Seriously... you should come over before the movie and give me some company, because like the name says... I'm a lonely toaster. lol.) Yeah...

That's right, I'm as yummy as a gummy bear! Floss Daily! FLOSS DAILY!!!!! /SLAP! HEY!! DILUTED BRAINED FUCK MONKEY... TASTE THY TASTY YUM YUM MILK!!! IS IT STILL GOOD?! HUH?! IS IT?!?!?! NOW... TASTE THE MUFFINS... HOW ABOUT THE MUFFINS?!??!!? GAWWDDD!!! YOU BUY A VIDEO GAME SYSTEM, AND A MONTH LATER.. A BETTER ONE COMES OUT!!! POWDERED EGGS?!?! FOR THE LUV OF GOD... SELF-ESTEEM IS SO LOW GIRLS ARE WEARIN' WONDAH BRAS!!!! OW! (true story coming up here, folks) MY CHEEK IS BLEEDING... :( MY BROTHER FLUG A PEN AT MEEE!! FETICH ME A BAND-AID MR.MONK MONK!!!! OH WAIT!! STOP.. THIS MAN ISN'T DEAD, OH THE HORROR!! THE FUNKY HORROR!!!! STICKEN WITH A MALADY THAT MIMICKS DEATH!!! HOLY PIGSHIT, BATMAN!!! GEORGE CLOONEY IS LIKE LOLZ TEH HOT! NOW... SING WITH ME.. SING FOR THE YEAR.. GRIM MAY BE UGLY... BUT KAVE IS QUEER!!! ATTACKING ALL OUTER PHYSICAL FUNCTIONS! FOOLING ALL STOOPIDZ!!! GARG!!!! I'M SAYING GARG!! GARG I SAY!!!! FUCK YOU LITTLE FUCKER-FUCKY!!! COME LUKE... JOIN MY LEGION OF DARKNESS... MY EMPIRE OF FROWNIE FACES!!!! AND GET ME SOME FUCKING CORNNUTS!!! YOU LITTLE BASHTERD!!! NOW! I'M A GIANT PEANUT!!!... A SPOOKY NOODLE MAN GHOST!!!!

Ohkay! everybody tell joe that his diary now officially is OFF THE HOOK! YES!! GO SARAH! :D:D i'm cool *sarah*

Yup... So I was sitting around today, thinking. Like omfgz... Wanna know what I was thinking about? okie dokie! I was thinking about what a shame it was that I "Came out of my shell" so late in the year... Just started talking to a bunch of really cool peeps (lol) at the end of the year, it's a shame I didn't run around in A&F earlier in the year. lol. Yeah... Oh, look a popsycle... hoorah for me! Yup.... So then I was all like... "Omg Catie.. I really don't like anyone..." Remember that? yeah, I think I was lying. [JOE WITH MORE EMOTIONS THAN JUST HATRED AND SORROW?! you had better know it.] (I think you know who it is.. but I'm going to say I don't care what you think, in this one case here. :) ) My computer blows shit at the moment... OooO today... I got a Snaple pink lemonade.. and it sucked the cock. :( I was all like.. "OMFG... THIS IS LIKE.. NOT EVEN LOLZ TEH SUXORZ." Only 1 more week of school left... :( I'm going to miss all of you silly bitches over the summer. :( :0 UNLESS YOU CALL ME... House- 469-2509 Cellie- 735-4699... BITCHES (I don't normally answer my shit-tacular cellphone, because.. that's my old one.. and the ringer thingie broke.. so! Cellie # 2- HelloMoto... gotta love it... 974-7759... I'm so l33t.

So then I was all like... FUCK YOU.. yup. So, anyway... I was sitting around today during that time after lunch.. (you people know) and I was playing with my cellie phone when it was in my pocket... and I accidently turned it on. And mrs. small was all like... "Wtf was that?!" then I was all like.. "Lik3 OMFGZZZ!!!A CELLUL3R PH0N3 IN TEH SKOOL BUILDING??!?!!@!!!!111!!! NOOOO WAYZ, YO... LIKE OMFGZZZ BAN HIM... OMG..." then I got sent to the office, and they're all like... "Well... since we don't like you, we're giving you a detention.." So then IIIII MMEEEEE was all like.. "stfu..." and just walked away. SOOO they we're all like.. "HOUR AFTER SCHOOL ON MONDAY!" BUUTTT!! since it's me, I'm not going to serve it... I'm too l33t. Oh, I played basketball with Will today... kicked his punk ass...went all Kevin Garnett. lol. Wheeeee... I might be going to the mall tomorrow, but Idk.. wheeeee (again..) I'm bored.. and I don't like you so i'ma go do something, or something similar.

yup.... Went to school... came home, and played ESPN NBA 2K5 online, then got pissed when I didn't win. T'wolves>Any other team. But anyway, I sat with Kaylee and Kayla at lunch today, apparently I had to, so i'm all like... "omgz... fine w/e." It was almost fun. So then I'm all like.. "Joe told Catie that Dan was a fag." and... yeah. No one ever listens to me, that's the point. Psh... Gaaaawwwdddd! I hate my life. :( now I'm going to go off and write depressing poems!... lol @ me for writing poems. OH! and I'm getting KFC tonight, that mixed with some cheap porn= Joe being happy. :)

Oh, help help! I'm being repressed! OMG! AHHH! MooMoOOOOOmOooooooO REPRESENT!!! FLOSS DAILY!!! the new ACRUA... has comfy seats... OOOHHH!!! soooooOOOOOoooOooooooOO very comfy, you'll never comprehend!!! Unless of course you want a ride in my comfy Acura... BUT YOU CANNOT FOR I AM THE MAGICAL N00DLE MAN! like omg... sooooOOOooooOOOOooOoOOOOO TIRED! LIKE! OMG! DISCOVERY CHANEL!!! MooMOOooooooOoOoOMMoooOOOOooo I'm voodoo cursing you~! I'm going to mold my hair into horns, Put on my trenchie, pack a shotgun in my trenchie.. drive to school, shoot the shotie 6 times in the air and continue a violent killing spree. (Joke,plz don't kill me.) lol... Silly columbine... Actually, I lost my trenchie last week... sad, I was going to walk around and give out FREE drugs.. funny.. bet Ellis stole it.. stupid meatfuck. OooooOOO I BET YOU DIDN'T KNOW I WROTE POEMS, DID YOU?!?!(ask, and I MIGHT give you one.) I'm sooo mysterious. OooO like, played Halo for 9 hours today, starting to think I should actually listen to Catie, and you know... get a life. But, I'm a lvl 23 again, so for the time being, I'm happy. Oh look... My eyes feel like they're bleeding again... it's terrible. Oh, and... I'm sane you know. OMG!I pre-ordered Perfect Dark Zero, Quake 4, and Gears of War today... WHEEE!!! I wuv the Xbox 360... BUT! then again, Maybe I should actually get a life? lol..... shit, I'm tired... RUB MY EYESOCKETS MR. MOKIE WOKIE!

Yup... You know what I'm talking about. STFU.

Yup, So... You know.. stayed home from school today, slept... woke up... and then played some Forza.. And then my hommie got online, and we played Halo 2. Yeah, my diary entrys (if you can even call them that) suck the cock... Oh look! My eye is bleeding! Isn't that just the best thing that could ever happen to ANYONE?! wheee, Ima bleed to death... I think I'm going to try to sleep in again tomorrow...