I NEED A TITLE! :( !!!

Listening to: Tool
Feeling: zealous
That's right, I'm as yummy as a gummy bear! Floss Daily! FLOSS DAILY!!!!! /SLAP! HEY!! DILUTED BRAINED FUCK MONKEY... TASTE THY TASTY YUM YUM MILK!!! IS IT STILL GOOD?! HUH?! IS IT?!?!?! NOW... TASTE THE MUFFINS... HOW ABOUT THE MUFFINS?!??!!? GAWWDDD!!! YOU BUY A VIDEO GAME SYSTEM, AND A MONTH LATER.. A BETTER ONE COMES OUT!!! POWDERED EGGS?!?! FOR THE LUV OF GOD... SELF-ESTEEM IS SO LOW GIRLS ARE WEARIN' WONDAH BRAS!!!! OW! (true story coming up here, folks) MY CHEEK IS BLEEDING... :( MY BROTHER FLUG A PEN AT MEEE!! FETICH ME A BAND-AID MR.MONK MONK!!!! OH WAIT!! STOP.. THIS MAN ISN'T DEAD, OH THE HORROR!! THE FUNKY HORROR!!!! STICKEN WITH A MALADY THAT MIMICKS DEATH!!! HOLY PIGSHIT, BATMAN!!! GEORGE CLOONEY IS LIKE LOLZ TEH HOT! NOW... SING WITH ME.. SING FOR THE YEAR.. GRIM MAY BE UGLY... BUT KAVE IS QUEER!!! ATTACKING ALL OUTER PHYSICAL FUNCTIONS! FOOLING ALL STOOPIDZ!!! GARG!!!! I'M SAYING GARG!! GARG I SAY!!!! FUCK YOU LITTLE FUCKER-FUCKY!!! COME LUKE... JOIN MY LEGION OF DARKNESS... MY EMPIRE OF FROWNIE FACES!!!! AND GET ME SOME FUCKING CORNNUTS!!! YOU LITTLE BASHTERD!!! NOW! I'M A GIANT PEANUT!!!... A SPOOKY NOODLE MAN GHOST!!!!
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YEH IN YOUR FACE JOE! GO THE USED BITCH!! YAHOOOOOO WHEEE.. I'M MELTING IN YOUR EYES LIKE MY FIRST TIME BLAHHHHH BLAHHHH YES! THE USED ROCKS MAN! THE SINGER FINISHES SINGING WAHOO!! WHIPPY! I LOST MY HEAD YOU COULDNT COME! THIS LUST TO MY BRAIN ALMOST FEELS LIKE A GUN!! WAHOOOOOOO WOAHHH WAYY TOO HYPER!! WEEEEEEEEEEEHH. LOL YEH GO THE USED.. THEY ROCK
your friend,
Sarah* :)
[Anonymous]
YA AND SO I WAS ALL LIKE, OMG U ROCK MY SOCKS AND YOU WERE ALL LIKE, BUT SOCKS SMELL AND I WAS ALL LIKE WHEEE!!

uhm.ya..-Catie-
[Anonymous]
ohmg joe.. everybody who like reads this diary is gonna think you and your friends are freaks EEKKK what are we gonna do!?? cause i'm headed out of this town on the polar expresss! damnit.. movies friday mann!
*sas
[Anonymous]
hey joe! yeh.. check your cell messeges.. we left u like 5 haha
[Anonymous]