Listening to: Cat purrs
Feeling: bothered
I couldn't have been any further from the Truth - When i thought today was the beginning of February.
Wow.. The Oscars...
What more should i say ??... I guess i could show a bit more Enthusiasm, but.. I'm running on Insufficient Funds. It was then.. i noticed..
Everyone cries when they take their Golden Guy in hand, and explode profusely at the lips.
Perhaps i should hand out the Golden Guys.. And give the recipient something to cry about.. When i drop him down the front of my pants, and dare them to grab him out.
Mwu ha ha..
No wonder i'm never asked to Present a Golden Guy.
Despite what the media says.
So, technically, you were kind of correct in what you said about it being the beginning of February.
Stupid doctor's and there 'don't do this, it's bad'.
Bite my ass, doc. That's what I say.
It's February the 30th of February.
Planet squishinyourshoes is high and nigh.
I cut the arms off my shirt and am now wearing them on my head.
It's the new uniform for my work, here, I decided, in honor of today and you, being as it is now your day.
--Nick