40//Bowie Crotch

Listening to: Sweet Nothings
Feeling: affectionate
And it is in Times like these - I like to Curl into a Rambunctious Heap, and giggle at the Wonder that is - Bowie Crotch. Not that it's a Wonder .. . .. Really. Like the Grand Canyon or the Weird little Specs you see if you Spy Indirectly- to the Sun . . ... .Etc. It's a Wonder how he can still Walk down the Street with his Head up. I find myself in times of these Meanderings, just what exactly i was of course thinking when i began Contemplating on making a Return to this site. Be it Boredom ?? Or somewhere just to be Heard by ears that can't Critically Point the Finger at me, and Nod because they actually know me in Reality outside of this Looking Glass, the Internet. Long has my Absence been. But not a bit has my Entry Scribble changed ?? It almost feels like coming Home, after being in the Army for a Decade - To find your Bed, that tiny Mat you Love to Hate still lies in the corner, the Tiny drawer you hid your First set of Condoms in - Still conceals them (Though Perhaps a little Overdue on the Expiry Date) And of course, those little Fluffs and Furrys in the Corner who sit with their Vacant eyes atop your draw, that have Tales of your Childhood - Stained, bitten or even Burnt into them. Ahh - Chef Teddy. He holds a place in my Heart. As Nose-less - and equally Mouth-less as he is. :) Welcome Home Nivvy.
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It is entirely erotic, in a neurotic sense.

Oh, and welcome back.
[Anonymous]
Some say breakfast is the best part of waking up.

I say it's morning wood and someone to share it with.

But then again, I'm a pervert, so maybe it is breakfast.

Or maybe more people should have wood for breakfast in bed.
There is a fist nigh upon the end of this stump that extends vertically from my shoulder and I shake it visciously at the sky for denying you this bedded breakfast treat.
This is indeed a travesty that should most hastily be remedied. Have you no known acquaintance who might be willing to lend a treat for a morning or two? Surely if they but spent a moment to listen to your mind, they must come running with breakfast in hand, ready for serving.