Mountain Dew

Listening to: Slipknot
Feeling: insatiable
Ok so today.... im at work right and im making six packs of beer when my manager wants me to dump so fucking nasty ass old ass milk from like years ago. So im dumping it down the sink drain and the pipe breaks well steve (work with him) He was like "i have an idea" I said ok whats that he made a fucking pipe out of a paper cup (like the fountain drink holders) i was cracking my ass up the hold time.... then i go into the fucking cooler to get some more beer for six packs and i look at the Mountain dew (the best drink ever!) And there was this hot ass mother fucking gothic guy looking at me through the empty row that i still had to fill... so i handed him one he said "thanks" We exchanged numbers and we got to talking (My boss was there shes totally fucking awsome) but my boss said she you tomorrow as she walked out the door... The hott ass gothic boy asked you work tomorrow? I said yep and he said well ill see you then! YEA!! so forget about my ex i can totally move on... SO i was all going on to my mom telling her the whole story my mom asked if i fucked him (my mom thinks im this total slut who gets it like 3 times a day from 6 diff. guys (thanks mom for loving me)) But i was like no none of that yet (YET?!?! What the fuck am i saying) ohhh well that was my big even for the day! GOTHIC BOYS KICK ASS!! OH i am Insane because im fucking happy as hell!! whoop whoop
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