well today started off by going off to get shoes and a hat. The shoes are 70 dollar nikes and the hat is a team canada hat. pretty sweet. Also got four pairs of boxers, two nice silk ones.then krissy calls and is like i dont have rugby so lets hang out. unfortunately i still have to pack. so three hours later i finally finish packing and then we go out and hang with matt. pretty good time, didnt get enough time to hang out with just krissy though. i fucking love her and my goodbye is walking her to the door after my parents driver her home from chinook station. and then getting my sweat pants from her after i forgot the first time. i had plans today. we'd go to sikomee at around 2 and then leave at five and just hang out together. well that ruined my summer. nothing else really. people: send me emails at camp, check my msn for emailil address

nothing interesting to report signeb bed

"It's another lonely evenin' In another lonely town But I ain't too young to worry And I ain't too old to cry When a woman gets me down Got another empty bottle And another empty bed Ain't too young to admit it And I'm not too old to lie I'm just another empty head That's why I'm lonely I'm so lonely But I know what I'm gonna do I'm gonna ride on Ride on Ride on, standing on the edge of the road Ride on, thumb in the air Ride on, one of these days I'm gonna Ride on, change my evil ways Till then I'll just keep ridin' on Broke another promise And I broke another heart But I ain't too young to realize That I ain't too old to try Try to get back to the start And it's another redlight nightmare Another redlight street And I ain't too old to hurry Cause I ain't too old to die But I sure am hard to beat But I'm lonely Lord I'm lonely What am I gonna do Ride on Ride on, got myself a one-way ticket Ride on Ride on, going the wrong way Ride on, gonna change my evil ways Ride on, one of these days One of these days Ride on Ride on I'm gonna ride on Ride on, looking for a truck Ride on, hmmmm Ride on, keep on riding Riding on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on Ride on, gonna have myself a good time Ride on, ohh yeah Ride on, yeah yeah Ride on, one of these days Ride on, one of these days" --YoungYoung/Scott yeah so...great song

pretty good week. lets start with...i dunno, lets say wednesday. wednesday i had school and then i get to anderson and i see then 10 and im all like "i wonder what krissys up to" so then i call h er and i go over there and we smoke up and yeah. thursday-krrissy calls me during science and is all like "im so fucked right now, a bunch of kids just got expelled, come over." so then i did and it was fun. love her. friday-woke up at 7;00AM, wasnt sposed to see krissy till 1;30 so i went back to bed.woke up at 11;45 and im all like shith shit who the fuck is shooting us. and then i took a shower and got on a bus and went on over there. best day of my life and then we had...bourbon street grill. saturday-did sum hw and then called krissy and went over there. then we went to go meet lauren at shawnessy or was it somerset/bridlewood...either way we met her and her mom is all like im picking u up at 7;30 so be at shawnessy. so that ruins our plans of seeing a movie so we go around for however long and then we end up at timmmyz and yeah. then we go back to the station and drop lauren off and go back to my house. then krissy gets cut, and then my dad comes home and thinks we're haviong sex right then. well we werent, watched some TV, i dont know. watching tv with her wasnt as much fun as it normally would be. must have been sumthing...like my dad sitting there for so fucking long sunday-burnt out. went to visit my mom (did this all weekend just forgot to put it in) and then i went to bbyo and that was alright. today(monday)-had school. then doctor appointment. then went to visit my mummy, and then dinner. then i did hw for three hours then called krissy. possibly worse day ever, only good thing is i missed english

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had drivers ed today. got home at about 7;15, did hw till 10;40. so nothing really to new. krissys computer broke so i probably wont talk to her unless she calls my cell...or we hanf out saturday*hint*. yeah well got drivers ed everyday this week cept wednesday. its so boring. um...nothing else really going on. been sitting on my ass a lot lately. yeah... the important think is you tried.

nothing really going on so krissy for the first time in a week she got me really sick it hurts to breath and im always coughing and that hurts too damn you red army on a more serious note: family guy is back hope i do well on my science test tomorow, didnt study, everyone studied for like 4 hours, im scared same goes with my math test, except i studied...well i only studied cuz i got 23% on the quiz. i forgot the formula and that was the whole test, so i guess i did ok for not knowing.

"Wanted a woman, never bargained for you."--Led Zeppelin. pretty much got more than i bargained for, but in the best way possible. so i guess...yeah...i like it. i like it alot. i like it alot like a fox? well nothing really new. makes me kinda laugh cuz angela doesnt have any clean blankets now, but thats a different story. ummm...was at somewhere with angela/josh/krissy on friday...i think. then i went to josh's mums house and then we went for slurpees. saturday i went over to josh's dads hosue and then we went over to southland and went swimmin. damn krissy looks fine in a bikini:) well then we went to a "party" which was really lame and we had more of a party on the bus afterwards...and thats so sad. today (sunday(yesterday if u read this monday)- i came home and took a shower/changed then i went to bbyo and we bottled that drive...with about 40 or so shopping carts full of bottles/cans/other stuff, such as juice boxes. then wells gave us a ride to angela's house and we hung out there. was very exciting and then josh left so we hung out there for an hour more...and when i say "hung out" i mean they laughed like retards. then we went to kristens house and had chicken that i swear is actually a turkey and then i came home and are doing hw and waiting for krissy to maybe come online so we can talk.

well nothing really to say havent talked to kristen in two days dont know if we're hanging out tomorow had bbyo tonight. was there late cuz i fell asleep. playing basketball tomorow if krissy is busy. ¿Dónde está?=Where is it?

tessa gets the award for "being the only person not deserving of a medal." it will now be known as the "fingers awards for plain-ness in the field of life."

creepy award goes to kristen

so i havent written in this for quite a while and im writing in it for the same reason as last time; kristen is making me. so spring break was pretty boring. saw kristen once. saw my friends. did too much of a project for LA. got an iPod. well today went by pretty fast. had science first, we coloured in an animal cell, i cant colour in the lines. math was boring, just talked to steve, danielle and katie; listened to music got sum hw, wont do. hung out outside at lunch, went to shoppers and bought a fruitopia and an easter egg. had gym afterwards, we did doubles badminton and i got stuck with some short chick who wouldnt run or move. well then we had LA and we did our presentation and i think that dyke is starting to hate guys less. went to kristens house after school. i think shes crazy. theres actually sumthing wrong with her but i dont wanna tell her and sound mean, so ill just keep living like this. but i think she somehow knows what i feel.

learned i cant play guitar cuz my wrist is gimped...way to ruin my dream kristen. nothing else to report. missed school yesterday cuz "i was feeling ill" and that really means i slept in till 3. had a science test today,probably bombed it. looking for sumthing to do tomorow and friday. ummm...still trying to find a book to read.

yeah so havent written in this for a while wondering why shelby is such a bitch umm i dont know when the last time i wrote in this was soo... Thursday: school then hung out with kristen...it was exciting friday: bbyo then went over to joels house. had a little bit of big bull, split two bowls of nargiela between six people. then we went out for 11 mins...and it seemed like more than an hour. saturday: played basketball buzzed. then skipped soccer and went to mcdonalds cuz joel wouldnt let us take a lunch from his house. thhen there was something i dont remember. then i went home and attempted to do hw but i was distracted by nothing. then there was the dance and hockey afterwards and that was pimpin awsome. sunday: woke up. blumers mom took us to mcdonalds, i didnt get anything. then we went to the center late, turns out we shouldnt have gone late since i won an award. then there was some crappy program and other stuff. then the edmontonians left and i went to kristens and we watched the punisher then i came home and shelby went all psycho fucking whore and made up some bullshit, for attention i guess. well now im talking to kristen. Morale of the entry: There is a difference between loving someone, and being in love with someone. I love all of my friends, and I'm in love with kristen. well im gonna make a nice picture for u all to see: __________ (******) / | (__)(_)_) /___________| (_ _) 0 | | ( ) /|| | + | | | | |_____[]_____| | | / |

alright so... umm... thursday: went to my uncles house, he said i can play basketball as long as i wear my brace, because my ankle shouldn't move in a brace. well then i went to kristens house for a couple of hours, and i honestly don't remember what we did. friday: went to airdrie to play basketball, we lost. but i got to injure my friend from edmonton so i think it wasn't a total loss. then i went to my uncle's house for his birthday party. it was pretty good. today: went to airdrie again to play basketball again, and again we lost. our coach is an idiot. he's the reason we lost today, he's a fucking control freak. well i'll be going to hockey soon. should be fun, will be getting rid of my stuff. so i can get my money and not worry bout it. tomorow (hopefully): gotta clean the basement and do homework. then me, matt, tessa, and kristen are supposed to go all hang out at tessas house. now im not saying it'll be awkward, but maybe a little since she wont let me kiss her in front of matt. well should be fun anyways. ive seen her for two hours this week, so i just wanna spend time with her now.

so i get home and tell my dad i want to play basketball. he says no, i ask why not, he says we'll go see my uncle since he's a doctor. my dad says if my uncle thinks its ok, then i can play, but if we dont go then i cant play. ofcourse when i suggested this a couple days ago it wasnt a good idea. well then i go downstairs on msn. a couple minutes later kristen comes online and asks me if im coming over. im guessing her plans with heather got cancelled again and im a second choice. now shes all pissed cause im not coming over. maybe if she'd tell me before, then i'd be able to come over. so here i have a choice, i can either go play basketball after not playing for weeks. or i could go to kristens house because im a backup.

well everythings going pretty good. had a tourney friday/saturday, couldn't play cause of my ankle. then after that i went over to kkristens house and we went to lucianos for dinner. it was good. then we went back to her house and watched "the nightmare before christmas" and that was pretty good to. then today she calls at 10;15 and is all like so are you still coming to my horses, and i said yeah, and then she picked me up 35 mins later. it was fun watching her, but i think i may have distracted her...sorry. well then there was bbyo superbowl, it was alright. well i wanna talk to her now so i'll write in this later.

alright well the weekend was alright, a little dissapointing, but i probably hyped it up to much. hilight would definitely be getting slurpees/pizza/chicken wings/curly fries at 4AM. started up school again. pretty damn boring, got people i know pretty well in all my classes...cept gym, only got luke, gaby and mike there...but thats pretty good anyways. had basketball today, so boring. so after practice i call k to the ristos house and her dads all like shes not here go away...he actually said she was out and offered me the cell number, but i didnt take it. i went home, i eat a quarter of my dinner and then kristen calls from the bus stop. she's all like ben come here now. so i call my mom, she doesnt pick up, and then i realise my dad hasnt gone yet, so i ask him. his friend gives me a 15 minute ride to the station. me and kristen take the bus to her house, get there at 7;30ish, make passionate love till 7;45, we go upstairs and she has dinner till 7;55ish, then we go back downstair and decide to make wild animal sex instead. we didnt make passionate love, and the wild animal sex was more or less an attempt at me doing a strip tease. well i got home, had some food and then talked to her...i havve to go, she's reading this.

100 Things to do when ordering a pizza by phone 1. If using a touch-tone, press random numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that. 2. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it. 3. Use CB lingo where applicable. 4. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal. 5. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation." 6. Tell the order taker a rival pizza place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder. 7. Give them your address, exclaim "Oh, just surprise me!" and hang up. 8. Answer their questions with questions. 9. In your breathiest voice, tell them to cut the crap about nutrition and ask if they have something outlandishly sinful. 10. Use these bonus words in the conversation: ROBUST FREE-SPIRITED COST- EFFICIENT UKRAINIAN PUCE. 11. Tell them to put the crust on top this time. 12. Sing the order to the tune of your favorite song from Metallica's Master of Puppets" CD. 13. Do not name the toppings you want. Rather, spell them out. 14. Put an extra edge in your voice when you say "crazy bread." 15. Stutter on the letter "p." 16. Ask for a deal available somewhere else. (e.g. If phoning Domino's, ask for a Cheeser! Cheeser!) 17. Ask what the order taker is wearing. 18. Crack your knuckles into the receiver. 19. Say hello, act stunned for five seconds, then behave as if they called you. 20. Rattle off your order with a determined air. If they ask if you would like drinks with that, panic and become disoriented. 21. Tell the order taker you're depressed. Get him/her to cheer you up. 22. Make a list of exotic cuisines. Order them as toppings. 23. Change your accent every three seconds. 24. Order 52 pepperoni slices prepared in a fractal pattern as follows from an equation you are about to dictate. Ask if they need paper. 25. Act like you know the order taker from somewhere. Say "Bed-Wetters' Camp, right?" 26. Start your order with "I'd like. . . ". A little later, slap yourself and say "No, I don't." 27. If they repeat the order to make sure they have it right, say "OK. That'll be $10.99; please pull up to the first window." 28. Rent a pizza. 29. Order while using an electric knife sharpener. 30. Ask if you get to keep the pizza box. When they say yes, heave a sigh of relief. 31. Put the accent on the last syllable of "pepperoni." Use the long "i" sound. 32. Have your pizza "shaken, not stirred." 33. Say "Are you sure this is (Pizza Place)? When they say yes, say "Well, so is this! You've got some explaining to do!" When they finally offer proof that it is, in fact, (Pizza Place), start to cry and ask, "Do you know what it's like to be lied to?" 34. Move the mouthpiece farther and farther from your lips as you speak. When the call ends, jerk the mouthpiece back into place and scream goodbye at the top of your lungs. 35. Tell them to double-check to make sure your pizza is, in fact, dead. 36. Imitate the order taker's voice. 37. Eliminate verbs from your speech. 38. When they say "What would you like?" say, "Huh? Oh, you mean now." 39. Play a sitar in the background. 40. Say it's your anniversary and you'd appreciate if the deliverer hid behind some furniture waiting for your spouse to arrive so you can surprise him/her. 41. Amuse the order taker with little-known facts about country music. 42. Ask to see a menu. 43. Quote Carl Sandberg. 44. Say you'll be able to pay for this when the movie people call back. 45. Ask if they have any idea what is at stake with this pizza. 46. Ask what topping goes best with well-aged Chardonnay. 47. Belch directly into the mouthpiece; then tell your dog it should be ashamed. 48. Order a slice, not a whole pizza. 49. Shout "I'm through with men/women! Send me a dozen of your best, Gaston!" 50. Doze off in the middle of the order, catch yourself, and say "Where was I? Who are you?" 51. Psychoanalyze the order taker. 52. Ask what their phone number is. Hang up, call them, and ask again. 53. Order two toppings, then say, "No, they'll start fighting." 54. Learn to properly pronounce the ingredients of a Twinkie. Ask that these be included in the pizza. 55. Call to complain about service. Later, call to say you were drunk and didn't mean it. 56. Tell the order taker to tell the manager to tell his supervisor he's fired. 57. Report a petty theft to the order taker. 58. Use expletives like "Great Caesar's Ghost" and "Jesus Joseph and Mary in Tinsel Town." 59. Ask for the guy who took your order last time. 60. If he/she suggests anything, adamantly declare, "I shall not be swayed by your sweet words." 61. Wonder aloud if you should trim those nose hairs. 62. Try to talk while drinking something. 63. Start the conversation with "My Call to (Pizza Place), Take 1, and. . . action!" 64. Ask if the pizza is organically grown. 65. Ask about pizza maintenance and repair. 66. Be vague in your order. 67. When they repeat your order, say "Again, with a little more OOMPH this time." 68. If using a touch-tone press 9-1-1 every 5 seconds throughout the order. 69. After ordering, say "I wonder what THIS button on the phone does." Simulate a cutoff. 70. Start the conversation by reciting today's date and saying, "This may be my last entry." 71. State your order and say that's as far as this relationship is going to get. 72. Ask if they're familiar with the term "spanking a pizza." Make up a description to go with the term. Ask that this be done to your pizza. 73. Say "Kssssssssssssssht" rather loudly into the phone. Ask if they felt that. 74. Detect the order taker's psychic aura. Use it to your advantage. 75. When listing toppings you want on your pizza, include another pizza. 76. Learn to play a blues riff on the harmonica. Stop talking at regular intervals to play it. 77. Ask if they would like to sample your pizza. Suggest an even trade. 78. Perfect a celebrity's voice. Stress that you won't take any crap from some two-bit can't-hack-it pimple-faced gofer. 79. Put them on hold. 80. Teach the order taker a secret code. Use the code on all subsequent orders. 81. Mumble, "There's a bomb under your seat." When asked to repeat that, say "I said 'sauce smothered with meat'." 82. Make the first topping you order mushrooms. Make the last thing you say "No mushrooms, please." Hang up before they have a chance to respond. 83. When the order is repeated, change it slightly. When it is repeated again, change it again. On the third time, say "You just don't get it, do you?" 84. When you're given the price, say "Ooooooo, that sounds complicated. I hate math." 85. Haggle. 86. Order a one-inch pizza. 87. Order term life insurance. 88. When they say "Will that be all?", snicker and say "We'll find out, won't we?" 89. Order with a Speak-n-Spell where applicable. 90. Ask how many dolphins were killed to make that pizza. 91. While on the phone, fake entering puberty. Fluctuate pitch often; act embarrassed. 92. Engage in some serious swapping. 93. Dance all around the word "pizza." Avoid saying it at all costs. If he/she says it, say "Please don't mention that word." 94. Have a movie with a good car chase scene playing loudly in the background. Yell "OW!" when a bullet is fired. 95. If he/she suggests a side order, ask why he/she is punishing you. 96. Ask if the pizza has had its shots. 97. Order a steamed pizza. 98. Get taker's name. Later, call exactly on the hour to say, "This is your (time of day) wake-up call, So-and-so." Hang up. 99. Offer to pay for the pizza with a public flogging. 100. If any of the above practices are rejected by the order taker, say #100. in your best pouty voice,"Last guy let me do it."

thats right mad skillz yo but not for me. well day was pretty good. i didnt sleep at josh's house, then i had to take the bus to my house and then back (time 2 hours). then we went to bbyo and that was pretty good, then me and josh took the bus to see them, and then we walked from chinook station. so im walking up the street and i see the bus coming, so i run the rest of the way to the next stop and then kristens all like "yeah i dont have money for the bus" and then im all like "alright lets wait for the next one" long storyu short: we waited for the next bus. we went to the station and we saw matt. we threw a snowball to get his attention, he came to see us and missed his train, but he got a hug from kristen...i think it would be worth it. well then we went to my house and we ate a bit, then we did stuff. then we played ddr and i beat kristen worse then OJ beat his wife...what? to soon to be making OJ jokes? well then we played some darts and her mom came, overall i'd rate it as a 6.78/7...yeah thats a pretty good fraction, well im tired im gonna go