per·turb ( P ) Pronunciation Key (pr-tûrb) tr.v. per·turbed, per·turb·ing, per·turbs 1. To disturb greatly; make uneasy or anxious. 2. To throw into great confusion. 3. Physics & Astronomy. To cause perturbation, as of a celestial orbit. I feel like im thrown into great confusion. Theres all this tessa shit. i feel really bad for her being caught in the middle of all this, but i think we can agree that cody is blatantly a homosexual and that he likes josh (im sorry josh, this doesnt mean ur gay with him). well she should know that shes sexy and could do much better then cody. and then theres the stuff with kristen. i really really really like her. but sometimes she brings stuff up when we're laying there and she wont tell me exactly what and it just drives me crazy. then i just stop trying because she'll tell me eventually. well yeah. wish i was with her right now.