Holy fuck dude! Holy fuck! I nearly got my lip shot off! So me and Kat were drinking again right? And we were with Davey and Carey this time. So Davey has this BB gun right? So we were all shootin it and shit and Kat was trying to teach Carey how to shoot but she didnt get it. So I decided to be a human target because I dont know... I was fucked up. Shit happens. So I tell Kat to shoot my leg, so she does and then I tell Carey to shoot my leg and she hits my knee. So I tell her to try again and when she's about to shoot, Davey (who was inside getting us all more drinks) comes outside and thinks its a great idea to push Carey so she misses her target. BAD IDEA! So she stumbles and the gun goes up and she fuckin shoots me in the lip! But it didnt fuckin hurt at all! I didnt even know I was bleeding until they told me, and when I looked in the mirror my fuckin lip was just like gushing blood it was mad crazy I tell ya. And then later that day when Davey and Carey's dad came home (he's cool with us drinking and all, just not their mom) and I jump on the back of the car and tell him to go and I hit the car and he peels out and I went flying. Everyone was laughing so hard it was so fuckin funny. Damn I love life! But now my fuckin stomach hurts and my parents wouldnt let me go to Battle of the Bands so I'm a little bummed. Oh well. Today was fun so Im purdy damn dandy. Haha. Bye. -Donny