So I was about to leave for school today and was going over some notes, had the TV on, Maury was on. The topic of todays show, of course, was "Who is the Daddy". Then again, thats the topic of Maury everyday (And don't get me wrong, its great entertainment but why exactly would a woman go on national television and basically admit that she's a whore whose slept with so many men, she doesn't know who the father or her child is?) So anyway, MaryJo Beth was RIGHT about to find out if the father of her child was Dayvon, Travis, clint, Carlo or Tron. "When it comes to 6 month old Key-low-low, the father isssss-WE INTERRUPT THE REGULARLY SCHEDULED BROADCAST FOR A BREAKING NEWS UPDATE. "Hi, I'm Bob Ronald, live on the scene-". Uh-oh, I think to myself. Terrorist attack? Impeding natural disaster? President assasinated :) "Live from the scene of Hitchback farm, we have learned that Barbaros, beloved patriot and national icon has been euthanized earlier today. After an 8 month battle with various hoof and leg problems, he was finally allowed to go to the big horse race track in the sky". The fuck...did they really just...interrupt my show...for a damn horse...I don't mean to be cruel, but, I just don't think a horse dying is breaking news. When 15 US Soldiers were ambushed in Iraq last week and killed, it wasnt breaking news. Hell, it barely made it on the news in between the talk of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt talking about adopting a new baby and Michael Jackson returning to America. But Barbaros, the damn horse, gets a 5 minutes Breaking News update. And by the way they were praising him, you would have thought they had just announced the death of Bill Clinton or Colin Powell or somebody. "And he was a great patriot for this country, kids across the nation looked up to Barbaros...he was a decorated war-veteran...he is survived by a wife and two kids..." Seriously, they said all that. For a fucking horse. If you're really THAT sad about it, just go to Staples and buy a bottle of glue so you can carry a piece, er, bottle of Barbaros around with you forever... fucking PETA.