my friends boyfriend had an "ex" who he is obsessed with. I say "ex," because their relationship consisted of him gardening for her and him playing with her children, while she gave him romantic books. When he confessed his love to her. she told him she had no idea he felt that way. He is writing a story about her, to get her out of his mind, which he has titled Crap. As her name is Hope, in honor of the President-elect, I suggested to her he re-title it, "The Atrocity of Hope." HAHAHAHA. I am totally funny.