Listening to: Nothing
Feeling: super
Today is just a normal day. not to much to say, but i am kinda bored. My friend said that the area i live in, Kingston, is the rich part and Neuton, NOT the part i live in, is poor. Well, i am not rich, but i act it. I act perfect and better then everybody, but i am not really. I am just smart, but not the 'pocket protecter' kind of smart. Sometimes i wish i could just be normal and stead of uptight. I feel as bad as Courtany Wilson looked before her bypass surgery. I still hate joey, who doesnt after all. we have to read a book over the summer, school requirments. I love reading, but i am reading the 6th Harry Potter book, God, i hope we don't have to write an essay, i could go on forever, but i hate essays. I finished my children's book project. mine is how the fairy godmother quits because she is tired of the bitchy fairy tale clients. g2g people.
joke:
Warm and Moist
MAN: I'd like to buy some dog food.
CHECKOUT LADY: Do you have a dog?
MAN: Yes.
CHECKOUT LADY: Where is he?
MAN: He's at home.
CHECKOUT LADY: I'm sorry, I can't sell this dog food to you unless I see the dog. Store policy.
The next day, the man returns.
MAN: I'd like to buy some cat food.
CHECKOUT LADY: Do you have a cat?
MAN: Yes.
CHECKOUT LADY: Well...where is he?
MAN: He's at home!
CHECKOUT LADY: Sorry, I can't sell this cat food to you unless I see your cat.
The next day the man returns.
CHECKOUT LADY: What's in the sack?
MAN: Put your hand inside.
CHECKOUT LADY: Hmmm...It's warm and moist! What is it?
MAN: I would like to buy some toilet paper.
GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Andi