Free Pimp Count!

For the record....that is me in the left corner. Aren't I sexy?? Damn straight that's a yes. ;) and because I love you I made a new entry! Feel loved damnit! ANNOUNCEMENT! fadedxdreams and myself are having a double wedding! you all are invited. I'm marrying Conor Oberst and she is marrying Adam Lazarra!
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Break A Leg

Have you ever seen a deer with a broken leg jump a fence? If you haven't go break a deer's leg and make it jump a fence. Then you should probably try and help it because you don't want to be cited for animal cruelty do you? OH, you do huh? Then you shouldn't be breaking animals' legs. People need to lighten up and not be so pretentious all the time. The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!Here is how you matched up against all the levels:LevelScorePurgatory (Repenting Believers)Very LowLevel 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Very LowLevel 2 (Lustful)Very LowLevel 3 (Gluttonous)ModerateLevel 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)ModerateLevel 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Very HighLevel 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Very HighLevel 7 (Violent)ExtremeLevel 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)ExtremeLevel 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)Very HighTake the Dante's Inferno Hell Test
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AUTUMN

I'M FROM ALL YALL'S HOODS ............................................ ............................................ ............................................ BITCH
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SHIATES.

HOW COME YO BITCHES NEVA COMMENT BACK ON MAH SITE? I TAKE MY VALUABLE TIME TO COME AND LEAVE A NICE MESSAGE ON YOUR DIARY AND YOU CANT EVEN TAKE THE WHOLE 15 SECONDS IT TAKES TO COME BACK TO MINE AND AT LEAST SAY SOMETHING FUNNY. WELL EXCUSE ME FOR TRAMPIN ON YO TRAMP. ILL BE MO CARFUL NEXT TARM. [SOUND IT OUT] [SPELL IT OUT] [SCREAM IT OUT] [SING AND SHOUT!] REPRESENTIN FROM YO HOOD
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