SO I WAS MAKING SOME PLACENTA JAM WHEN I REALIZED I HAD TO GO TO SCHOOL....ONLY TO FIND THAT MR. POIRIER, MY METRO-SECKS-EWE-OUAL (metrosexual) FRENCH TEACHER HAD "ACCIDENTALLY CORRECTED MY ROUGH DRAFT INSTEAD OF THE FINAL COPY.....I pled for him to revise the mark and correct the final copy....but alas, I remain an emo fetus with a C on that essay.....SO EVEN THOUGH I GOT A HIGH MARK ON ANOTHER ESSAY IN HIS CLASS....I still dislike him a lot...and people are saying I am juts ungreatful for my C.......and I don't get Cs......so the musical..........I AM GETTING ANOTHER SHITTY ROLE.......À LA MAN #1 who's 6ft 2...LIKE ME!!!!!!! AND I WANTED THE ECCENTRIC PSYCHO DUDE....WHO SOUND LIKE ME!!!!!!!! WELL....I THINK I'LL MAIL MY NEWLY PREGNANT DIRECTOR WHO GAVE ME A SHITTY ROLE A KNITTING NEEDLE.....SHE'LL GET THE MESSAGE...NO CHILD DESERVES TO ENTER THIS WORLD THRU HER VAGINA.....maybe I'll make her eat her own placenta...like hippie women do...it's full of vitamins.....I bet it's 5 months till she hands out tickets for her birth on stage....blocked by Ms. Campbel....and viewed by thousands....."I don't like your screaming.....it's not believable....>I TOLD YOU NOT TO ASK FOR ANESTHETICS....well I'm off to bed.....so g'night bitchezzzzz and hoes.....and uvulas.....and labias majora.....BUT NOT MINORA THOSE CUNTING CUNT CUNT FUCKING CUNT FUCKERS WHO ARE LOCATED ALONG THE VAGINA WITHOUT PUBIC HAIR AND ARE SOFTER AND FLESHIER..........I got an A in sexed and the reproduction unit.......so tea parties in placentas rule...
:)
Later.
-Eleanore
-emilie