Gant me the serenity to accept the thing I cannot change, the courage to change things I cannot accept, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people to had to kill today because they pissed me off. And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today as they may be connected to the ass that I may have to kiss tomorrow. Help me to always give 100% at work…...... 12% on Monday 23% on Tuesday 40% on Wednesday 20% on Thursday 5% on Friday And help me to remember……. When I’m having a really bad day, and It seems that people are trying to piss me off, that I takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me!