There's no story that ain't been told There's ain't no gimick that ain't been sold There's no ocean that never been swam There's no jobber that ain't been slamed There ain't no road that ain't been traveled There ain't no doctor that ain't been baffled Ain't no thug that never cried Ain't no preacher that never lied There's no rumor that ain't been passed Ain't no question that no one asked There's no tree that won't get chopped There's no bomb that won't get dropped Ain't no path that no ones laid Ain't no beast that ain't been afraid There's no feet that no one can There's no saga that never began Ain't no snow that didn't melt There's no punch that ain't been felt There's no skill that no ones learned There's no planet that he ain't turned There's no fued that never disolved There's ain't no problem that ain't been solved There's no tale that no ones told There's no beauty that won't get old There's no garden the sun ain't beemed on There's no shoulder that ain't been leaned on There's no color that ain't been seen Purple, yellow, forest green There's no desert that ain't seen rain Nobody here that ain't felt pain There's no bigot that ain't been clowned There's no treasure that I ain't found Ain't no cave they ain't never explored Ain't no mother that ain't been ignored There's no leader that ain't been led There's no blood that ain't been shed There's no dish they never made Ain't no brick they never laid Everything left's been done before Nothing's new, nowhere to explore On the day when the wagons come I'll just pray that you let me on Hey Jack Jeckel fly Twist and spin to the other side