Listening to: bleh
Feeling: friendly
Just got out of my first class after break. The chairs were calling my name. I asked them to be patient, so things wouldn't get out of had. The prof. had his hair done again. Very silly hair that smiles down the middle, with two much smaller smiles on the front on either side of the larger. His timid voice beggs the microphone. Lucky for the voice, there hasn't been a microphone so generous since... Well as long as that sort of things been around. Someone tell me whether or not the rumours surrounding Napoleans penis were flattering. History is my left hand. My left hand is a waterfall, waiting to pull you into itself. So the rest of me can look back one day, and recognize all the beauty there. There, in time or faces or memories made to suit the occasion.
And you like eyeliner and kickass boots! Yey.
The question is, do you like my eyeliner and kickass boots!?
I'm good at compliments. They come naturally to me. I'm just no good at any serious kind of writing really. Which is the motivation behind my current, extremely pointless entry. Yey. Pointlessness. And hyperactiveness.
according to the guinness b of wr, he has the most valuable penis.
and it's not very big, but... *shrug* it's not the size of the bait, it's the way you wiggle yer worm.
i'm related to napolean, btw. and dolly parton.