Actually, a lot of people would kill to experience the tiny boring bit of reliability that you so want to get rid of. I wouldn´t be where I am now had it not been for you. No, wait, I didn´t mean it like that. I would be somewhere even worse. I thought you knew that. Apparently you don´t. And there´s a blurry clump of possibly words stuck at the back of my throat waiting to tell you. In case you care.