must just be the colours and, well, just the colours, really

Woke up this morning to find my left hand covered in bitemarks. Mysterious. I don´t remember dreaming of being a tiger let lose in a butcher shop. Actually, I don´t remember sleeping at all, just lying there waiting for the panic to subside and suddenly wondering what that sticky stuff on my chin was. By the way, I managed to get the front of my pjs and a good deal of the sleeve full of bloodstains that will probably never come out again, but not a single drop on the sheets. What a good girl I am. At least while I´m sleeping.
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Maybe you got hungry in the middle of the night and you subconciously became a cannibal. Or you did it yourself on purpose just for attention. Yesh, I think it was for attention.
I'm gonna come over one day and lay the smack-down on you for ridiculing my theory. Then you'll have a reason to be bloody. The day will be mine. Oh yesh indeed. Mwahahaha!!
Kewlayde.
You.
Uninteresting?
Hahaha.
If you want to talk about uninteresting, my latest entries are all excellent examples.
Yes, being one of the last people to even hear of the 'online journal' I have found out why people are so addictied.
Because it just is.
Or maybe I'm just a loser. :[
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Addictied?
Grawr.
Scratch that.
[Anonymous]
I've never bitten myself whilst sleeping, but have kicked my own ass by mashing my face in with my fist. I dreamt my face had become Oprah's, and truly felt the situation needed to be rectified. A broken nose and seventeen stitches later, I now sleep on my belly tied down with sturdy straps.
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