Woke up this morning to find my left hand covered in bitemarks.
Mysterious.
I don´t remember dreaming of being a tiger let lose in a butcher shop.
Actually, I don´t remember sleeping at all, just lying there waiting for the panic to subside and suddenly wondering what that sticky stuff on my chin was.
By the way, I managed to get the front of my pjs and a good deal of the sleeve full of bloodstains that will probably never come out again, but not a single drop on the sheets.
What a good girl I am.
At least while I´m sleeping.
I'm gonna come over one day and lay the smack-down on you for ridiculing my theory. Then you'll have a reason to be bloody. The day will be mine. Oh yesh indeed. Mwahahaha!!
Kewlayde.
Uninteresting?
Hahaha.
If you want to talk about uninteresting, my latest entries are all excellent examples.
Yes, being one of the last people to even hear of the 'online journal' I have found out why people are so addictied.
Because it just is.
Or maybe I'm just a loser. :[
Grawr.
Scratch that.