we've been gone for some time! sorry! just busy that's all...so how has everyone been? any crazy stories?

What would be one of the worst possible sex related injury? I couldn't figure it out, but I remembered. And here it is: Say, your girlfriend is lying in bed, waiting for you. And you wanted to surprise her, so before you scamper on the bed to flop on her like a dying fish, you take a jump start. But you somehow trip and then fall forward with a reasonable speed, and guess what happens. You pole vault on your bed and hit your head on the headboard. Ouch, not only do you SPRAIN your penis cuz you pole vaulted on it, but he hit your head on the headboard. -DLS

hmmm...vibrators...so many but which ones to use... ~bullet or love egg: intended to tickle the clitoral region, the small battery powered vibrator looks just like what its called. he can place it against you during sex to bring you to orgasm in half the time and with very little effort. ~finger vibe: the "splint" slides onto the pointer or middle finger, turning his finger into a toy. can also be used on the guy ~the glove: vibrating pads on each fingertip, this whold hand vibrator covers a much larger surface and can be used to massage your body, your private areas and if he wants to his private areas ~oral vibrator: put this ring like vibrator on your tongue to use while performing oral sex ~remote control vibrator: he can control your orgasm from across the room by a push of a button or turn of a dial. just hold the vibrator against you and he can do the rest. ~penis ring: a plastic ring that fits snuggly around the base of the penis and has a tiny bullet vibrator attached that is lined up right with your clitoris. ring helps him stay harder, longer lasting erection, while the vibrating enhances your pleasure. hope you have fun trying these out! love desiree

This is one of the dirtiest stories ever. You had to be there to see how FUNNY and GROSS it was. So after beating Woodside, our team went to DQ and got some icecream. And Richard was like "Dude, this ice cream is melting" and I'm like "Dude, that looks HELLA nasty" He had Cookie-Dough so it did look nasty, but at worst it's melted icecream. But David ordered Vanilla. He couldn't finish it and he handed it to Richard. "EW EW EW EW" It's melted white icecream in a cup. If you know what Bukkake is, you'd be grimacing too. Ew. So then I held up my fist like I was handling a cock, and then held up my palm, and did a little air-weighing and then put my head on my palm and made a slurping noise. SLUURRP HAHA! Richard was laughing so hard that an idea struck him. He took a little icecream and said "Hey it's a little salty, mmm" HAHAHAHAHA I just couldn't stop laughing. I was laughing so hard someone asked me if it was a dirty inside joke. I could only nod. When we got back to school, Ben was on the phone so he ran. Cuz he's Beandip. We ALLLLLL know who wears the pants in that relationship, Diana. We needed a victim quick. And then, as if it God turned the limelight on and told us who our victim is, Keane stepped off the bus. We all know Keane is a little pussy, it's like he's never seen the movie "The Miracle of Life" and he gets grossed out by sex. OOOOH A penis are you scared now you little pansy? So we waited for Keane to walk by, and he stared at us with a confused look, I guess I was smiling brightly at him. Richard then splattered the WHITE Icecream over his face, and then he just toyed with it on his face while moaning. "MMMMM Keane, I never knew it was so good. Give me mmmore. MMMM" Keane turned around, probably turning beet red in the process, and ran. "OH MY GOD YOU GUYS ARE NASTY! EW" I was laughing so hard I couldn't walk. I hope you liked that dirty little anecdote, oh by the way I've changed the names so you won't know who I am ~DLS

~always a fun thing to do is while in a place that is sorta public sorta not and you can't really do much with your partner, press your hips together and massage eachother with your pelvises. definitely fun and will get you in the mood. ~girls, when giving oral instead of taking the guy straigt into your mouth, nibble on the sides and hold the base of the penis. ~try going down on a guy with your hands behind your back. all you can use is your mouth. its a challenge! ~when having sex blast music on a cd player. even try going to the rythem of the music. ~if you out a pillow under your stomach when you have sex doggie style the penis is able to stroke the girls g spot making her feel REALLY good. all for now! love desiree

hey girls... don't be afraid to use lube during sex. the moisture adds boost sensation, no matter how hot you're feeling. rub the lube onto your inner thighs and have your guy slide his penis in and out between your legs before he actually enters you. the teasing will help you get even more into the mood also. during oral look up at the guy and lock eyes. because he is probably looking down at you. when you give them a sexy stare it turns them on even more! talk about using a vibrator together. you never know it just might be fun and new. whether you use it on yourself or have him use it on you, you're bound for a good time. you can try penis rings that fits around the base of a guys penis. this ring helps the guy have a harder longer lasting erection. so the vibrations also enhance your pleasure.there are a lot of vibrators out there. so there are many to choose from. just find one that you like best. have fun! and remember use protection! love desiree

greatest love story ever http://youtube.com/watch?v=0DVUKHC8AEQ watch the end. It's pretty tear jerking DLS

Who likes cheerleaders? OOO I know, I do, especially if it's like this:http://nickjays.myweb.hinet.net/show107.rmvb mmmmmmmm yummy-licious btw, does anyone know what DLS stands for? If you know I'll give you a kiss. DLS

I've got some sexy vids for y'all to watch and whack to. Enjoy http://www.filecabi.net/video/dont-you-wish.html http://www.filecabi.net/video/ballparksex.html http://www.filecabi.net/video/ittybitty.html -DLS

well sex is a fun thing, if you make it fun and try new things. so here are some things that people might wanna try. have fun! (these are things guys might like girls to do) ~in the middle of sex, hold the guy still and slowly cleanch and release your vaginal muscles. ~try going at it in the living room on the couch, so your man can watch t.v while you two are doing the deed. ~try having sex in the outdoors. like in an open field where no one can see you. ~try having sex underwater because every thrust has 10 times the usual force. ~have your guy hang from a pull up bar while you perform oral on him. it will be a whole different kind of pleasure for him. ~try doing it doggie style. it is very pleasuring for both the guy and the girl ~right before a guy climaxes, spread your legs even farther apart, so your guy can go even deeper inside of you. ~lower yourself sideways onto your guys penis. he'll be able to feel your inner contours in a new way. thats all for now folks. stay tuned for more! love, desiree