This is one of the dirtiest stories ever. You had to be there to see how FUNNY and GROSS it was. So after beating Woodside, our team went to DQ and got some icecream. And Richard was like "Dude, this ice cream is melting" and I'm like "Dude, that looks HELLA nasty" He had Cookie-Dough so it did look nasty, but at worst it's melted icecream. But David ordered Vanilla. He couldn't finish it and he handed it to Richard. "EW EW EW EW" It's melted white icecream in a cup. If you know what Bukkake is, you'd be grimacing too. Ew. So then I held up my fist like I was handling a cock, and then held up my palm, and did a little air-weighing and then put my head on my palm and made a slurping noise. SLUURRP HAHA! Richard was laughing so hard that an idea struck him. He took a little icecream and said "Hey it's a little salty, mmm" HAHAHAHAHA I just couldn't stop laughing. I was laughing so hard someone asked me if it was a dirty inside joke. I could only nod. When we got back to school, Ben was on the phone so he ran. Cuz he's Beandip. We ALLLLLL know who wears the pants in that relationship, Diana. We needed a victim quick. And then, as if it God turned the limelight on and told us who our victim is, Keane stepped off the bus. We all know Keane is a little pussy, it's like he's never seen the movie "The Miracle of Life" and he gets grossed out by sex. OOOOH A penis are you scared now you little pansy? So we waited for Keane to walk by, and he stared at us with a confused look, I guess I was smiling brightly at him. Richard then splattered the WHITE Icecream over his face, and then he just toyed with it on his face while moaning. "MMMMM Keane, I never knew it was so good. Give me mmmore. MMMM" Keane turned around, probably turning beet red in the process, and ran. "OH MY GOD YOU GUYS ARE NASTY! EW" I was laughing so hard I couldn't walk. I hope you liked that dirty little anecdote, oh by the way I've changed the names so you won't know who I am ~DLS