It's party time!! Come over!! Weeeee!!!

In the event of an emergency please begin running around like a crazy person and break all valuable items in sight. I dedicate this to all mah niggaz who fell in 'Nam to the dreaded PingPong disease. Damn I'm bored.

Stop staring at me!!!!

But I don't wanna update Ma. :(

Meet me at ze statue of Lenin at midnight for furzer inztructionz.

I know this isn't much, but it'll have to doooooo. For meow at least. Kiss me, I'm shitfaced.

That is all. ~-=Quote Of The Day=-~ "It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail." --Gore Vidal (1925 - )

is crap. Scott, fix it. :D

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So let's see, I think I'll talk about my car. Today I picked up the rear axle for the bad mamma jamma. It's a nice, fat 9 inch rear end with an open carrier and big ol' 11 inch drum brakes. I'm planning on swapping that for my lame little 7 1/2 inch rear to support the new-found power my little baby has. Remember, it went from a pussy little inline 6 to a beefy 302 v8. Good, glad you're with me. I got the brake parts recently and now I just have to fix up the fronts and the rear cylinders to get it up to running condition. Well, that and some new radials will do the trick. Went to the swap meat (hehehe) this past weekend and bought myself a butterfly knife. Cut myself with it. I know, I'm a damn genuis no? Plenty of foreigners who couldn't speaka engrish. Plenty of sun for my cold-weather ass too. Yippee. Letter Of The Day!!! æ 1 a digraph in Latin representing either a native diphthong, as in æquus, or a Greek (ai) in Latinized spellings, as in æschylus: now usually written ae, or e in some words, such as demon 2 a ligature used in Old and early Middle English to represent the vowel sound of a in cat 3 a ligature used in modern phonetic transcription also representing the vowel sound a in cat Also as in one of my favorite bands, Læather Strip, an industrial/goth band. Tootles for now.

I almost bought Superbad yesterday but I got Employee of the Month. Don't hate me, I'll get Superbad later. Harley has the 5-speed in her now. Giggity. ;) I missed the Anime Expo this year, but I'm not crying yet, it was at the LA Convention center and that place is hell to get into and out of. Oh whhhhellll. I'm still a super dirty sumbitch. Work sucks so I'm transferring soon. Went to Vegas and had a hell of a time. Maybe the next time I'll actually get married in a drunken stupor. And afterwards, I'll take over the mantle of marrying people as an Elvis impersonator. Uh huh. Come play with me, I'm bored. ~-=Quote Of The Day=-~ "Envy is what makes you, when an aquaintance is lustily telling you that she's dating a Greek god of a guy, ask, "Which one, Hades?" --Regina Barreca, Envy

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Well... I got Harley sideways trying to avoid a douchebag semi truck driver who decided that he needed to make a left in front of me while I was going 40. Toasted the rim, bent the axle shaft, and I really almost cried that night. Fucker. Got new axle shaft. Got plans for the big block. Gonna get smashed and watch Venture Brothers. Ooo yeah. Fuck the rest of this.

...I feel like Mr. Furious from Mystery Men. ~-=Quote Of The Day=-~ "If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style." --Quentin Crisp

So it's official, Harley is pregnant. Who is Harley you might ask? If you don't already know, she is my doting, loving, horribly cruel and unusual girl of a Mustang. I expect her to be due in about a year and pop out a 460 cubic inch big block engine with all the trimmings. I've decided not to supercharge it because I can't afford a drivetrain to handle it...yet. Too much? Nah. I expect a paltry 550 foot pounds of torque and an at least equal amount horsepower from the maniacal little beast. Mmm, it makes my pants water in anticipation. Yet another girl to suck the money out of my wallet. But you know what? She'll beat the shit out of just about anything on the road and they'll love it. Sniff my high octane exhaust of death bitches!!!! ~-=Quote Of The Day=-~ "If I could kick the person in the tail that causes me the most problems I could not sit down for a week." --Will Rogers (1879 - 1935)

You know who's not a pimp? Ralph Macchio. Yeah, that's who. ~-=Quote Of The Day=-~ "History is more or less bunk." --Henry Ford (1863 - 1947)

There isn't a day that goes by that I don't regret killing her so horribly. No, not that I killed her, but that it was so horrible a way to go. Painful to think about it. Oh well, let's carry on shall we? :D 4 days until Anime Expo. Booyah!!! Got my Cheshire tattoo. Mmmm, it's tasty and scary delicious me friends. Does it frighten you? Good. ~-=Quote Of The Day=-~ "Nature never makes any blunders, when she makes a fool she means it." --Archibald Alexander

The derisive ability to differentiate what's right and wrong is not always a good thing. It's more important to know what's best and worst for yourself. Is that selfish? Damn right. Do I know what the hell I'm talking about? Ask me later. I had a great thing to say but I forgot it. I think it had something to do with prophecy or graham crackers. Either way, it's not that important yet. Anime Expo is coming up. That should be fun. Hundreds of girls dressed up like school girls. Giggity. Who wants to meet me there and have some fun? Good. Party on Wayne. ~-=Quote Of The Day=-~ ...obstacles do not exist to be surrendered to, but only to be broken." --Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945), Mein Kampf

I think I'm in love. Watch the second movie in Grindhouse, Death Proof, and you'll understand. That little kiwi broad makes my mouth water. I'm gonna go drool now. Giggity. ;) ~-=Quote Of The Day=-~ "Whoever said 'Grandmas are moms with lots of frosting' obviously never licked one." --John Alejandro King, Real Men Don't Get Published