She was a Panda living in New York

by stephanniesays
Listening to: my conscience
Feeling: bewildered
things are quite complicated at the moment. besides groundation, that is. Perhaps I am not even justified in making this assertion, because I do not even know how the other party involved feels. But... despite my feelings, would the decision be too..safe? I want excitement, I want spontaneity, I want fun and craziness; things that I can laugh about forty years from now- things that I can laugh about five minutes from now. And if I go ahead and give my consent to the party in question, would the relationship be completely void of any of those things? All of those things? In other aspects it may be a perfect situation, but I don’t think I could stand to be around a person who won’t bring “surprise” or “excitement”to any given situation. And please excuse my ambiguity. But I just don't know.
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GEMINI HOROSCOPE: SUNDAY FEBRUARY 19

You'll get your girlfriend pregnant, but don't worry: I isn't a human baby
[Anonymous]
Miguel, ma belle.
Sont des mots qui vont très bien ensemble,
Très bien ensemble.
[Anonymous]
I want want want you.
-fo fo fo fo
[Anonymous]
I would have to completely disagree with you there, Garo. I would explain why, but I only have 150 characters to use in this comment. Not enough.
-Con
[Anonymous]
If you know how/ what to feel- you'll know what to think. If you know what to think, you'll know how to respond.
-jon
[Anonymous]
*beatbox* hey what's up? wikka wikka chi-cka rewind.
[Anonymous]
hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaa

febebruary!?
oh fuck, i thought you were a fellow gemini.
in that case
TAURUS WHORE-OSCOPE MONDAY FEBEBRUARY 20

Save time: exact bloody revenge now, before the bastards have a chance to wrong you
[Anonymous]
"LEO HOROSCOPE: SUNDAY FEBRUARY 19

You will be impregnated today, and it will perplex doctors around the world."

Wow...maybe it IS true!

-Connor
[Anonymous]
that's nice. but I'm a taurus.
I don't think you.
[Anonymous]
You know, ain't no plans with a man
This is the 80's, and I'm down with the ladies
Ya know?

Break it down
So I threw him out, I don't fool around with no Oscar Meyer wiener
You must be sure that the girl is pure for the Funky Cold Medina
I went up to this girl, she said, "Hi, my name is Sheena"
I thought she'd be good to go with a little Funky Cold Medina
She said, "I'd like a drink," I said, "Ehm - ok, I'll go get it"
Then a couple sips she cold licked her lips, and I knew that she was with it
So I took her to my crib, and everything went well as planned
But when she got undressed, it was a big old mess, Sheena was a man
Then he licked his bowl and he looked at me and did the wild thing on my leg
He used to scratch and bite me, before he was much much meaner
But now all the poodles run to my house for the Funky Cold Medina
Why you so fly?
He said FUNKY COLD MEDINA!

This brother told me a secret on how to get more chicks
Put a little Medina in your glass, and the girls'll come real quick
It's better than any alcohol or aphrodisiac
A couple of sips of this love potion, and she'll be on your lap
So I gave some to my dog when he began to beg
Remember, there's no butter!
-Fo Fo
[Anonymous]
is this what i think this is about?
I was pretty disoriented when I said that. I don't remember exactly what I was trying to say.
Love,
Connor
[Anonymous]
don't think I what?