Hello there people of the internet, I am stickman. I am, as you may have guessed, not a man, or a woman...IM LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON!But not. Keety and I are currently deciding what to have for breakfast. Or lunch...anyway, we dont know what to eat. She wants pancakes, I want something...that's not pancakes. Or good. Same difference. Did you know that it sucks to get your hair stuck in a vacuum? Trust me, it's not fun. Another life lesson: Don't eat soap. Or nail polish. My friend did that once, she thought that because it smelled good it might taste good. she said the red tasted better than the black...I wouldn't know. You may be wondering, because of my subject title, what a sabu is. Well, it's kinda like a cow. There is a real "keen" song about it. It's magical. It really makes you want one as a pet. But you can't. It doesn't exist. Only to druggies or kids with issues.