crazy times

Listening to: nothing
Feeling: explosive
aaah so i havent updated in like 2 days. well here's whats happened. sunday i went to the movies with kelly, to see star wars again ^_^. then yesterday was memorial day, and first we went to swim at my cousin's neighborhood pool. that was fun. i got a little tan. yay me. then later on we went back to their house for the cookout, yum yum hamburgers and bratwursts *sp?* and me and my cousin had already planned to go see the ring two at the cheapo max theater. we invited my other 2 cousins and went to pick up my cousin's friend and we all went to the movie. it was great. 2 of my cousins sat in the corner, and it was funny because this comercial came on with a guy named "front row joe" except my cousin who's name is joe was sitting in the back corner so we changed his name to "back corner joe" it was funny. okay then the real crazy shit started happening. this one girl and guy couldnt decide where to sit, and finally this girl jumped over the seats, so i was like "ohh so THATS why the seats are always broken here!" then like 5 minutes later the girl comes back and she asks me and my cousin and her friend: "do any of you girls have boyfriends??" we were all like uhh yeah.... and she was like "oh cuz that guy down there thinks you guys are really hot, especially you in the red, he thinks you're sexy." so we all started cracking up, and then i look down and im like oh shit...IM the one in the red shirt. we were like and how old is this kid? and he was 15 i was like yeah im 16 and have a boyfriend, so its not gunna work out. lol. then like halfway into the movie the girl comes back and she's like "are you SURE yuo got a boyfriend?" i was like YES why?? and she was like "cuz he's really horny right now...okay just kidding im kidding." then i took my flip flops off and had my feet up on the seat in front of me and she goes "nice feet" i was like uhh thanks...im a dancer? and she goes "oh....nice boobs" and i was like "hey thanks! they appreciate the compliment." then she was like "yeah that guy over there wanted me to tell you that i am a lesbian but its not true, because im bi." i was like hmm thanks for telling me i will need to know that one later in life.... then she left. it was SO WEIRD! i was like wow that was some crazy shizz. it was so funny though. oh and then after the movie on the way home my cousin got pulled over by a cop! it was so funny. the cop was like "why you in such a hurry man?" and he was all "to be honest i didnt know i was speeding." then all he got was a warning *THANK GOODNESS* and we were laughing about how it would be funny if he had said uhh my water broke?? lol. good times good times. its always a crazy time with my cousins, man lol. moral of the story: beware of horny little gothic kids at the cheapo-max theater in the ghetto....
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i like ur diary..is the ring 2 really scary b/c I wanted to see it but i didnt get to lol
|brandie
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hahaha sounds like u had an interesting night. i would have so gone over to the 15 year old and told him i had gonnorhea (by far the nastiest sounding std. say it. just say it. eew.) anyways, yeah, ur damn sexy linda. maybe you should start wearing a burka. (the traditional muslim clothing thing) and i guarantee no gothic kids will hit on you.
a horny gothic kid in the ghetto? uhh...hmm that situation strikes me as strange :P. you shoulda called me and been like hey ashley would you tell them you're my boyfriend and id be like biotch dont you hit on my girlfriend ill kick your butt if i hear of this happening again. and then she'd be like your boyfriend sounds like a girl and then it would confuse her to death and it would be uber hilarious.
hahaha sounds like you had a blast! back corner joe. mwahaha.
haha yep. i almost hit on a kid in the zoo today for fun. he was like 13 or something so i was gonna go up to him with some money (32 cents) put it into his hand "discreetly" and say "You and me. dolphin exhibit in an hour." *exaggerated wink* would have been pretty funny, but theeeeen i saw that he had brought a bunch of old people with him, and i pussied out around the old people. old people kinda scare me actually. heh.
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p.s. awesome diary!
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