Squirrels Have Sex 7 times a day

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About the title----> Well in drama class there's this game we play called "expert". The teacher gives the student in the middle a topic to be the "expert" on. The people sit around the person in the middle and ask questions; the person in the middle must answer them as an expert on the topic. This topic was about squirrels. The girl in the middle is really empty headed, by the way. So this horny girl, Tai, asked her "how many times a day do squirrels have sex?" she said "oh squirrels are very squirrely. They have sex seven times a day." then me being in my perverted stage at that time of a day said out loud "damn i wish i was a squirrel." mind you, im not all that perverted all the time but i have my moments ;D. The people sitting near me were like JENNA! OMG! YOU'RE DISGUSTING!! I said.."i'm just honest. but i was kidding.".....And thats the story on my title ;D so yes. It has been many suns and moons and...eons...and centurys....okay maybe not that long..but its been awhile. I've been up to nothing really. Just working on the show coming up in less than a week, catching up on school work, listening to music, shtuff like that. Nothing too much. Simple. I've been playing guitar more because i FINALLY got my amp!!!! AND. im getting caluses....(bleh) but oh well. i'll need them to play rougher ;D. The only sucky part is that i can't play with my mom here cause i like to crank up the crunchieness on the amp. so she'll murder me. But besides that its awesomely fun. Slowly but surely, im getting better. =D...WEll fabulous people i shall leave you hanging with the...untrue...but interesting thought of mating squirrels ;D BYEEEEE
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HAHAHA! I like the story...o.O Sorry, I have many perverted friends...it's contagious...
Yup, the pervertedness is taking over
i wish i was a squirrel, all thats ex a day, suits my style!! anyways, iv'e been doing well, after alittle grumpy spell, but i haven't been upto much like usual, i have monday off so i'm happy about that, u sound kool and well so thats good, anyways... later and take care
[Anonymous]
crank that amp up.

i always knew squirrels were horny little bastards, explains the acorn addiction.

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