Knock knock

so i went to the free clinique today with the leannes. And everything went really damned good. I pee'ed in a cup, i got a pap test. I'm skipping all the good stuff. huh? Ok. we talked about sex ALOT! which was hilarious, because they could tell how nervous i was but how many people watched me act out things. Then when we were waiting for my pap schmeer, we sang some messed up tunes and made jokes. " hey candise, KNOCK KNOCK!" "DONT PEE ON HER!" "Lets do the test outselves,""Just dont get that flashlight stuck in me" " I'm human jack - o - lantern!" 'GLOOP< FLOURP! WAHHHHHHH!" " I think she sneezed" Oh man. i love those girls. i thank them so much for coming. my arm hurts where i got that needle. bitch. OW! -candise
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